Roswell Rizz
Look so fly that even UFOs are like, “Damn gurrrll!” 👽✨
This shirt didn’t land—it crash-landed straight from the mothership of style. The Roswell Rizz oversized faded tee is what happens when Y2K nostalgia collides with Area 51 chic. It’s got that perfectly oversized, boxy fit for layering like a fashion scientist, experimenting with dimensions (and dimensions of style). Whether you're decoding crop circles or crop tops, this look says “I’ve been probed by Prada.”
Made from 100% carded cotton, garment-dyed and pre-shrunk, it’s tough enough for desert storms and soft enough to impress any alien species with tactile sensitivities.
Wear it while beaming up compliments, reverse-engineering outfits, or just vibing with your local galaxy. Earth-approved, orbit-certified.
Product Specs (or should we say, Classified Intel):
🛸 100% Carded Cotton – soft, sturdy, and alien-approved
🛸 Fabric weight: 7.1 oz/yd² – thick enough for abduction weather
🛸 Garment-dyed & pre-shrunk – what happens in the wash, stays in the wash
🛸 Boxy, oversized fit – built for layering or dodging lasers in style
🛸 Dropped shoulders – because Earthlings shouldn't have to try too hard
🛸 Wide neck ribbing – big collar energy
🛸 Tear-away label – for maximum comfort in low-gravity environments
🛸 Sourced from China – Earth’s finest textiles, interstellar edition